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(jang star entertainment) now that i'm in jang star entertainment i'll be able to become a star soon. no! you can't be a star! the best music producer, jang star? nice to meet you, i'm jang star... mr. jang, i want to be a star. - you want to be a star? / - yes. stars have to do first pitches at baseball games.
- pretend you're a star and do a first pitch. / - yes. out! you're out! you can't do a first pitch with so little star potential! you guys want to show him how a star pitches? swag! are you okay? what is that? nothing to it! just throw the ball anywhere,
put on a little show and wave. that's it. let's start your training now. - try singing a song. / - yes. i'll sing vibe's "alcohol." ♪ i ♪ will never make it! ♪ always ♪ you're always off! where's your vocalization?
so teach me vocalization. this is our agency's top vocalization trainer with the greatest vocal range. jjaparoti! your vocalization is making me fly away! where were you flying to? only a little punk like you can't hear it. it's the 23rd octave. let's start class now.
this vocalization makes students think faster. ♪ la, la, sol, ti, sol, la ♪ ♪ la, la, sol, ti, sol, la ♪ what's that? the dean wants to see you. "what did i do wrong?" and it makes you think really fast. you said you'd teach me vocalization. this is a sham. what did you just say?
- that this is a sham. / - no! you can't be a star! a star can't be unrefined. our top trainer in manners.... jjanti! hello, i'm the trainer on manners. i'm jjanti. a star must always act classy. you're very classy. such a cool reaction. alright, let's start class.
what kind of singer do you want to become? - i want to become a singer-songwriter... / - oops! singer-songwriter is unclassy! it's not singer-songwriter? singer-songwriter. - singer-songwriter. / - right. you have such good pronunciation. so what do you want to do after becoming a singer-songwriter?
performing on stage with jang beomjune... - is on my bucket list. / - oops! bucket list is unclassy! it's not bucket list? bucket list. - bucket list. / - right. i see. teacher, do you write songs? song writing isn't hard.
it's just... you mean fusion? plagiarizing! he steals everything! but he has a famous song. let him hear it. ♪ i'm you're man, i'm you're man, my love ♪ ♪ what side dish? frog side dish ♪ ♪ alive or dead ♪ ♪ under my skin ♪
i couldn't tell at all! mr. jang! what is this? what do you mean? you're a star now! (manga teacher) i don't want to be in class. man, what a drag! so annoying! geez...
shoulder throw! half point! - suji... / - of the judo team! it's coming... it's coming... sleep is coming. snore, snore... - what's with her? / - i don't know. what's with her? hello.
it's me, sunshine! so shall we start our fun music class? it's rejoicing. what's his deal? so it's... the song in your heart... and... play it freely. - alright... / - hey! don't do what he says! i won't! - you do it, teacher! / - yeah!
students, don't talk back! hanging! what? it's probably because you can't play! yeah! students! - what was that? / - what was that sound? it's called, "the sound of my heart stopping when i first saw you students." it's...
- my heart is being attacked! / - hey! get it together! the student with the big trapezius! what are you doing? i'm shedding tears at your sweet words. how touching. oh, it's touching. heart racing. suji!
i fell into his pace. students... time to shine again! so i'll continue with class now. - i don't want to be in class. / - yeah. soyoung, let's use this ice to prank the teacher. - we'll put it down his clothes. / - yeah! teacher, i bet you're tired from teaching. have a seat and we'll give you a massage. thanks.
1, 2... it's freezing! students, you got me all wet. what do you think you're doing? i raised my body temperature. i'm you're very own heat pack. i totally fell for him... - i don't want to have class! / - yeah! students, focus on the class!
suji. why aren't you focusing in class? what is the reason? because of you. all i see is you. (despicable train) passengers, there are zombies infected with the despicable virus boarded on this train. survivors should move to the front car to be safe.
despicable virus? i have my baby's first birthday party. please come. you know he's my third child, right? so despicable! if those zombies bite us, we'll become despicable. we should hurry to the front car! - how? / - can we make it to the front? i saw this man on the news! he's a pe major that hazes his juniors!
let's trust this man and go. 1, 2, 3! everyone, get over here now! what's with his voice? everyone, drive their heads into the ground! i survived! what was that? what just happened? that voice. we can live if we become despicable.
despicable... then i'll go first. - are you confident? / - yes. on a trip to europe i went to the louvre and wrote, "choi jaewon was here" on the wall. i'm that guy. i'm sorry. - sora, you trust me, right? / - yeah. i will protect you.
- let's go! / - let's go! honey! oh, no! he's been infected! no! he's not infected! honey, get it together. our wedding is coming up soon! i'm not going to marry you. my mom went to a fortune teller and she said you'd bring me bad luck.
what are you saying? you'll be forever alone. funny because you can't live without a man for a day. jerk! there's no other choice. you need to become despicable to move up. - i can't do it. / - get it together! think about your boyfriend who turned into
a zombie because of you. alright. honey, your skin is so oily! that was weak! be harsher! remember when you came to my work and went, "guess who, honey?" i was so surprised then. i didn't know which of my 3 boyfriends you were. i guessed it was you on my first try.
the other two were still inside at the office. what a relief. hana, we have to hurry too! i'm scared! hana, i'll take the zombies out. give me a weapon. here. again. again!
don't give it to me with the point first! you're so disrespectful. do you act like this outside? if you do this outside home, people will badmouth me calling me a bad parent! why should i be badmouthed for your mistake? we did it! let's go! hana, blind the zombies with the flashlight!
dad, it won't work! change the batteries! dad, it won't open! give me that. it opened. so easily. can't you even do this right? what is it that you can do? oh, there is one thing.
making me angry! - so despicable! / - we did it. hana, let's hurry. i can't! then we have no choice. we'll have to wait for the rescue team. it'll get cold at night so look for something to keep you warm. a sleeping bag!
a jacket... dad, i'm cold! you won't die. i get really cold. - you do? / - yeah. yet you wanted to sled all night when we took you sledding! try studying with that attitude! - he's so despicable! / - we survived!
(knew this would happen) congratulations president park. president? yes, of course. i've got my hands too bloody to make it here. you worked very hard, president park. - yes, i sure did. / - president park! - are you here? / - who is this? well if it isn't director song!
- i hope we work well together. / - yes. so what brings you here? i came to congratulate you. - congratulations. / - thanks. on your retirement. what? what are you saying? the big boss gave this company to me. it's not president park anymore. it's president song.
what? i knew this would happen! which is why i put my photo here ahead of time! how did this happen? now this company is mine. don't be ridiculous. what will you do all by yourself? - boys, take him out! / - yes! congratulations, mr. president.
which is why i promised each of them jobs! i'm second in charge. i'm third. how dare you betray me? betray? the big boss even gave me a letter of appointment. the big boss even stamped it. which is why i changed that stamp to my lips! lips!
fool. you'll never get this position! i guess words won't be enough. - hey! / - yes. - bring the club! / - yes. which is why i changed it for a blood sausage! what the... i have another club! i changed it for a rice roll!
a rice roll! go eat those. i don't trust you. i'll call the big boss myself. i don't think you should call. what are you talking about? which is why i changed your cell phone to the latest model! you can't call him now.
i'll use the office phone! which is why i changed all the numbers to 1! try calling him! 1... you still don't get it? the gang has turned their back on you! they did? that's it. i'm going to take the big boss out first.
how do you think you'll get to him? i'll take my car. it's been towed for illegal parking. which is why i tore the parking lines from under your car! it's been towed now. which is why i stole your car key. i'll take your car. which is why i took my tire off!
how will you drive it now? i'll get out somehow... you can't get out of here. i've blocked off all the exits. which is why i hid a helper! a helper? which is why i've been hiding here! boss, grab my hand! no!
pull! what happened? go to the hospital! mr. jang! mr. jang! now you have no way out. what? no way out? i made an emergency escape in this room. i can get out through this room. which is why i made it a group chat room!
enjoy chatting! i've been invited... which is why i made another exit right here! an exit? i can get out through here. why won't this open? which is why i put a lock on it! i can just open this. which is why i made it really complicated!
try opening it! - which is why i prepared a helicopter. / - what? i can take this line once it comes down. here i am! send it down! which is why i made it an iron mace instead! an iron mace? i didn't know this would happen! (look again) hello, viewers.
how do you all see me? you don't really know my name. just some comedian, right? hold on. hey, mom. my superstar haecheol, you're the best. you're a big hit. my mom sees me as a superstar. so depending on the person and their point of view,
things can seem very different. first, someone in a mask and beanie. how does this man look? to a bank employee... next customer. i thought you were a robber. to a high school student... a celebrity? for a woman...
he got a nose job. to a soldier... i can tell you're a solider even if you cover up, fool. lastly, how about to this guy? is he bald too? next, people have different viewpoints when they see a foreign car pass by. first, when guys see one... man, that car is awesome.
that car has an 8-cylinder, 5,000cc engine. - it costs $200,000 brand new. / - $200,000? this guy i know got one. when a guy sees one with a girl... wow, that car is so nice. he didn't pay for that. his parents did! and when that man is alone... so jealous...
dad! when a married couple sees one... not even in your wildest dreams! i can't even dream about it? and that's not all. when an ugly guy on the street... honey. when the ugly guy is with a hot girl... this can also be seen in different viewpoints.
first, when a woman sees this... he must be really rich. when a man sees this... an older guy... he must be really virile. when that man's ex-girlfriend sees him... that's the best he can do after breaking up with me? serves him right.
(please go away) where's my man that will be by my side on this last sunday of october? bingo! mr. cutie guy. i see that you're alone. i'm also alone. how do i get rid of this giant toilet paper roll? oh, i see you're eating bread.
can i have some of this bread? this isn't bread. it's a cell phone case. hello? then can you give me your cell phone? i'd like to give you my number. oh, no. it broke. then i'll write it on your hand.
if i was lee byunghun i would've chopped my hand off by now. joke is good! i have to go to the bathroom. will you wait for me outside? i'm afraid i might see a ghost. why won't the ghosts take this one away? then go in here. i won't look.
goodness, how embarrassing! goodness, i'm so drunk... mister, go to sleep at home... mister! excuse me! please take this big rice cake away! may i help you? my goodness. why is a bride in a wedding dress passed out here? please stand up.
it's time for the bride to walk down the aisle. beat it! you're quite sentimental. but that's okay. you're charming. who are you? an employee? i'm a part-timer. but my dad drives many foreign cars. so your father is rich? he's a valet parker.
he dented a car door yesterday and now he's crying at home. beat it. i hate innocent men like you. i take over at night, you cow! i'll bury you... i must've showed off my virility too much at night. i've decided. i'm going to learn swimming starting today.
because... i feel like i'll fall into you! you told her, didn't you? how do i get rid of this anpanman? i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! i feel like a drink after playing the saxophone. excuse me! bring me a bottle of your most expensive alcohol! oh, luxury guy!
so you play the saxophone. i also enjoy playing the saxophone. are you a rhino? looks like it's a male. you have a bright face. you have a gross face. i need you. i find you tiring. my body is filled with thoughts of you!
your body is filled with fat! i want to know you! i want to stomp you! stop, stop, stop! it's finally time to choose. i've always liked a man that's like a model. i think cutie guy will be more like a model. cutie guy... yes, ma'am!
goodness... we have many discounts! a narrator model... what's with this guy? (the most sensitive people) yes, mom. yes. oh, the blind date today? it didn't really work out.
don't worry too much. okay. how can i be over 40 and forever alone? this is nuts... i failed my driver's license test again! this is already the 8th time. i must be an idiot! excuse me! i'd like a cool beverage. yes, miss. here i come.
gosh, this fell off again. excuse me, were you talking about me just now? you teased me for failing the driver's license! no, i didn't mean that... look here... i did look at this! i passed the written test but failed the driving test! i didn't see that stop line... i must've been blind that day!
blind date? - miss, were you talking about me? / - what? you teased me for being single because i messed up my blind date. i'm so upset... where's the bathroom here? we don't have wipes. don't have a wife? that's right! i don't have a wife!
why? because i'm old and still a bachelor! i didn't mean that... what seems to be the problem? gosh... hello and welcome! looks like you're a fan of someone. bts. bts? why are you so surprised?
i can't be a fan of bts? - no... / - do i have to be a fan of the oldies? no, that's not what i meant! i know bts too. kids these days love them. oh, the kids like them so why am i a fan as an adult? no, i didn't mean that. you're getting it twisted by yourself. - by myself? / - what? that's right, i'm by myself!
i've been living alone my entire life! excuse me! where's my beverage? i'm sorry. coming right up. gosh, i can't get this... - can't get it? / - what? i'll never get my driver's license? why would you say that? i didn't mean that. gosh, i'm so exhausted today...
exhausted? - did you just tease me? / - no. you teased me for my dark circles! forget it. bring me an espresso. an espresso. sure. i'll make it nice and thick. they're already thick! they can't get much thicker than this! do you want them to go down further? no! please have a seat.
gosh, this is so childish... childish? i'm pathetic for making this at my age? don't twist my words every single time! single? that's right! i've been forever single! i want to meet a woman too! gosh, don't be like that. try taking a look around you...
i did take a good look around but i failed for crossing the stop line! is something wrong with my eyes? nothing is wrong with my eyes! only under my eyes! what's with all of you? you're all grown up! dark circles? grown! grown! that's right! they grew!
no! sir... gosh, what's with everyone today? hello! you're not allowed to promote your night club here. please go. i'm not a night club waiter! then why are you dressed like this? i'm a pool player! but your nametag says park chanho.
my name is park chanho! is there anything wrong with that? oh, your name is park chanho? - i'd like to order. / - sure. what's this? this is our steak. allow me to give you a tip on how to enjoy it... why would you give me a tip? i am not a waiter!
no, not that kind of tip... - just get me some coffee. / - sure. i'm sorry about all that. what am i doing at this age? at this age? this doesn't suit me? i should take this off? fine, i will! no! why are you doing this?
gosh, she really needs to get it together... get together? that's right! i've never been together with a girl! - no... / - forget it. bring me alcohol and bar snacks. alright, sure. drinks and bar snacks for table 3... why would you tell that to me? how many times must i say i'm a pool player?
alright! don't pass this point! don't pass? you want me to fail again? when will i get my license then? what's the deal with you all? what's the deal? you don't know the world stars bts? alright, alright! alright...
so the point is... marriage? no, the point is... the point is, i'll never get married? i want to get married too! someone set this guy up with a girl! set him up with a girl? why would i get him a girl? please wait a minute!
waiter minute? waiter? i am not a waiter! i'm a pool player! gosh, this guy... is so insensitive! (zoom in, zoom out) zoom in. well... hair looks brown...
bangs? thicker eyebrows maybe. necklace! i don't know anymore. zoom out. honey, notice anything different about me? i didn't dye my hair! no. i've always had bangs!
i got my nails done. let's break up. (the escape) hello? is this 911? i'm trapped in a tunnel now. please get here soon! alright. am i going to die like this? it could happen. i should call home. big sis!
you may never see me again. did you get drafted? yeah, go to the army and get your head on straight. no, it's not like that. what are you doing? i'm washing the dog. why? the tunnel collapsed and things are crazy! there's water dripping... isn't that refreshing? not really.
sis, i want to get out of here now. - no! wait. / - sis... i'm hanging up. have a good life. hyeonho... hyeonho! yeah, what is it? buy stockings on the way home. coffee color 2. don't send me on errands like that! i'm going to kill her... what if the tunnel collapses before 911 gets here?
the facilities division for this place. i'll call them. we build them strong. this is jeong seungbin of the facilities division. the tunnel has collapsed. - the tunnel collapsed? / - yes! how do things look? there's dirt falling from the ceiling. - dirt? / - yes.
that's on the parks division. i'll transfer you. no, please don't... excuse me. do not feed the pigeons. this is lee changho of the parks division. i was transferred to you when i said dirt was falling. - dirt is falling now? / - yes. there might be a second collapse. do you see an emergency path in the tunnel?
i don't see one. try taking a good look. i don't see one! why do you keep telling me to look? - pulleys? / - what? that's on the facilities division. i'll transfer you. excuse me, no... yes, this is facilities. i asked why look and i was transferred to you. - really? / - yes.
is it a moving pulley or is it fixed? - sand? / - what? sand is on the parks division. you guys are really unbelievable. - what? / - huh? so you mean tree branches? - no. excuse me. / - i'll transfer you to parks. yes, this is lee changho of the parks division. i said you guys are unbelievable and
i was transferred to you. which tree branch are you talking about? forget it. the guy from before. put me back on with him. - changing the road? / - no. that's on the traffic division. put me on the phone with him! - oh, you want a place with horses. / - what? i'll connect you to the korea racing authority.
bye! why can't they do their jobs properly? what do i do now? who is this? - hong hyeonho, can you hear me? / - yes, i do. - can you hear my voice? / - yes, i do! is this 911? this is lee sanghun the anchor of tonight news. we're going live in a bit.
but i have a few questions for you. hyeonho, what is your job? i failed to get into college so i'm studying again. that's weak. it lacks impact. - listen up, hyeonho. / - yes. i'll say you're turning yourself in. i'm turning myself in? yes, the school you mentioned before is not a college, it's a prison.
i've never committed a crime. you've never eaten your friend's food in school? i've done that. - then it's theft. / - excuse me. excuse me. what were you doing before you were trapped? i played pool with a friend. playing pool with a friend is weak. i'll say you hit your friend.
i hit my friend? and charged for assault. - unbelievable. / - who are you thinking of now? my girlfriend. alright, did you get in touch with her? she's on a business trip so i can't get in touch. that's weak. it lacks impact! your girlfriend didn't go on a business trip. she went to give birth.
my girlfriend is pregnant with my baby? - the friend you hit before. / - yes. she's having his baby. so that's why i hit that friend? we're totally in-synch. - we are not! / - we're going live now. we're not! the safety in korea has crumbled again. we have soon-to-be convict 4885
on the phone who became trapped in a tunnel on his way to turn himself in after assaulting his best friend who knocked up his beloved girlfriend. 4885, please go ahead. why did you make me a criminal? this is infuriating! he's furious at the friend who made him a criminal! no, you son of a... the kid is not his son!
they say to hate the sin and not the sinner. don't throw stones at hyeonho who turned himself in. give him warm encouragement instead. and i hope every musician in korea don't play songs like "shaky friendship" and "wrong encounter!" when am i getting out of here? (large love)
gosh, i'm so hungry... minkyoung needs to get here so we can eat. - gosh, i'm hungry. where is she? / - minsang! minkyoung... why are you crying? i saw a movie and it was so sad. the lead died. oh, i see. you're so caring, minkyoung.
where are the tissues? i'm good. oh, you have tissues. it's a fish cake. why is that in there? i'm in a good mood now! already? amazing... this fish cake
makes me crave bibimbap. i've never heard that before. - let's eat. / - yeah. - should be good. / - hello. what would you like? bibimbap is good when you mix all kinds of stuff in it. oh, very true. what kind of bibimbap would you like?
- all that stuff. / - what? all the bibimbaps? that stuff too. - mix in all the bar snacks too? / - yes. i don't know if it'll taste good. it sounds delicious. - oh, i see... / - mister, i'll have this. - this? / - no, the one next to it. - this one? / - no, the one next to it.
- where? / - keep going. stop! that one. this picture... - oh, a bowl of bibimbap this big? / - yes. - as big as this picture? / - yes. - sounds good. / - have a seat. since you ordered a lot, i'll give you two cans of cola on the house. - excuse me. / - yes.
it's on the house... just a joke. here you go. that's better! this coke looks great. mister, please bring us our bibimbap fast. - one this big? / - yes. and fill it with a lot of rice. - a lot of rice? / - right in there.
yes. i'm going to icheon to get more rice. please hurry. - this is great. / - this should be good. i'm so bored these days because the drama i like is over. - geez... / - park bogum was so dreamy. minkyoung. is it me or park bogum? of course...
it's you. i beat park bogum! gosh! then how about you? - is it me... / - of course... or fried chicken? true. really? i can't beat fried chicken.
your food is here. here is your bibimbap! that looks great! careful... awesome. - mister. / - yes. where did you get a bowl this big? my mom was using it to make kimchi in. stir it up with this.
i should use this? use this oar! alright! an oar! why doesn't this bibimbap have fried egg? yeah. oh, i forgot. i'll make you one right away. - excuse me. / - yes? you'll make that?
yes, a fried egg... i'll use this. an ostrich egg! i'll use an ostrich egg. - alright! / - mister. make me one with an ostrich egg too. - another ostrich egg? / - yes. i'm going to the zoo to go see an ostrich. please get that egg.
this is great. shall we start mixing now? 3, 2, 1! mix! don't eat anything yet! don't eat. just a bite... hello? hey, mom. at a bibimbap place near home.
you're coming here now? no, but... mom... mom! she's coming here. what do i do? your mom doesn't like me. no, it's not like that. minsang! mom.
hello, mother. mother? i am not your mother. minsang, are you still dating this hussy? - mom... / - this hussy? that's too harsh. i haven't done anything wrong. how dare you? what are you doing, mom?
you went too far! why you... mom! what are you doing? she's drinking all the cola! mother, throw more on me. - no! / - mother! you think this is a good fit for my daughter? don't be ridiculous! how could you pick something like this?
kim minhui. no back talk. just listen to me! dad! don't i look pretty? it looks perfect on you, miss! come on, sir. this is the trend these days. dad, i want to buy this one. wear this. how can i wear this?
i'm your dad and i can't stand the sight of you! (like a family) hurry over. - we're here already. / - hurry. so why'd you drag us all to this temple? soyoung is taking her college entrance exam. we're all going to pray that she does well. mother and father. she has to study hard to go to a good school.
no, no! as long as we pray here, it'll all come true. i prayed for you to have a son and you had a healthy boy like yeonggil. mother. you went overboard with your prayers! don't be like that, sister-in-law! it's only because mom prayed that from this face you at least got this son.
i came out looking really good compared to you. what are you babbling about? gosh, let's go do our 108 bows. goodness! my legs hurt! dad, how can you bow 108 times with those legs? you sit out, dad. then who's going to do it? dad, i have something to tell you. give me $1,089.50.
why are you asking for money? i'll do your bows for you. $10 per bow. i'm giving you this price since you're my dad. then what's the extra $9.50 for? to get a yoga mat! pay up, dad! hwisun, i'll get you that money. mom, you don't have any money.
i can pick up junk. when i die write this on my tombstone, "died picking up junk." just write that. it's cold out. don't pick up junk. honey... you're the junk. why are you always sitting around? but where's daesung?
he said he'd get here first. where is he? where is he? save us, merciful buddha. - avalokitesvara. / - hello, monk... - goodness! / - daesung! daesung? in here, call me monk daesung. how are you a monk? i'm monk daesung!
how many times do i have to tell you? i couldn't hold in my anger again. avalokitesvara. just come home and live with us. - you really want to live together? / - sure. - do you really want that? / - yes. then, stick your head out. you said you wanted to live together. i'll shave your head.
a monk can't cut his own hair. you're such a fool. - what's with that boy? / - goodness. big bro looks so lonely in the mountains. i should shave my head like him and be a female monk. a buddhist witch. auntie, you're so ignorant! it's not a buddhist witch! it's buddhist nun!
you'll never get into college like this. geez! i want l.a. short ribs. dad, i want l.a. short ribs. did you hear that, dad? give me $5,000 and $2 so i can go to l.a. to eat l.a. short ribs. what's the extra $2 for? for the tip!
they won't cut the meat if you don't tip them! pay up! don't just sit there blinking! don't be like that, big bro! don't ask for money from someone that might be admitted to a university hospital before soyoung is admitted to a university! hey! don't yell at hwisun. you don't have money, mom.
if i poke at your dad, i can get money. how? kim junho. give me money, give me money. give me money. money... park jisun... goodness! mom! this isn't the time to mess around!
we need to pray for soyoung's college entrance! i'm going home! - dad... / - don't like that. yeah, mom. i'm doing a temple stay today. would you like to stay with me? "2 days and 1 night!" ♪ trust in me ♪ (1 vs. 1)
quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. why do you do that? it's hip hop. don't do that. here's your first question. i said don't do that!
it's a callous that forms on your hand or foot. and to prevent it from recurring, the root must be removed. what is this? this is the answer. - the root must be removed? / - yes. the sex scandal in the cultural industry. a carelessly thrown stone could really harm someone. ♪ went to learn art but got molested ♪
♪ you give a bad name to all the other artists ♪ ♪ this is a terrible thing ♪ ♪ stop it ♪ ♪ or else you'll see the grim reaper ♪ alright, alright. why do you keep talking about this stuff? i want to say a name, but i can't on tv. let me just say one thing. eun...
gyo, gyo, gyo. i have no idea what you're saying. here's your next question. this is the tax that comes with assets you inherit after a death. here's a hint. it ends in se. okay. ends in se. ♪ girls don't like me at all ♪ ♪ but they love me at restaurants ♪
♪ asking for more food, now that's showing off ♪ ♪ what's going on with the presidential scandal? ♪ but i'm asking because i really don't know. then where did you hear about this? i saw it on your computer. why would that be on my computer? and that's not all... let's meet the next contestant! good to see you, il hoseon.
hello, minsang. you seem tired from all your work these days so i prepared a gift for you. you didn't have to... a neck pillow. - i see... / - perfect fit. this is a toilet seat! get this away! there's a cushion too. you use it.
oh, yeah. stop messing around. here are your questions. this is a speed quiz. guess the names of the songs i sing. here we go! ♪ it's only at first but it gets better a few days later ♪ answer! cosmetic surgery. - it's okay once the swelling goes down. / - no!
♪ daddy, hang in there ♪ answer! a husband being beaten. - hang in there, dad. / - no! next! ♪ in a hot coat ♪ ♪ i head towards you ♪ - answer. a coat? / - yeah. a flasher? gross!
why did this hole get so big? go sleep on this thing. let's meet our next contestant! this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho. nice to meet you. i've memorized these answers 100%. i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test.
this was from last year. to gain unfair profits from companies this consumer buys products... black consumer. amazing. i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. it's a saying.
he that blank a pin will blank an ox. what goes in the blank? i don't know that one! that wasn't in here! that's because it's so easy. how could you not know this? housewives try to prevent this person from coming in so they change their passcodes. who do they want to keep out?
oh! mother-in-law? no! not that. give me another chance. forget it. try to get the second one. here it is. this is delivered to your door every morning. what do you call these papers with articles? that wasn't in here either! that's because it's so easy. look.
your dad looks at this every morning and sighs... "gosh, what do we do?" what is he looking at? mom without makeup? not that. a lot of people look at this. things we're curious about and hot issues. it tells you all that stuff! what is it?
free tabloids. not that! don't read that stuff! you're out! let's meet the next contestant. i will answer every question. 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! i'll answer everything right. great, haecheol. please just let me finish before answering.
here i go. this is about the mouth. the teeth... a pet dog. a person's teeth... kim gukjin. kang suzy's boyfriend. forget it! next question. this is about a drug.
a very addictive drug... rice rolls. let me finish. it's mostly produced in... gwangjang market. haecheol, i'm... a rice roll killer. hey. i don't eat that much.
if i don't lose 5kg by next week i owe you $1,000. easy money. one of my juniors said my body is just fine. kim minkyoung? stop trying to tie me together with minkyoung. she and i... sympathy party. stop joking!
i'm busy! i have a lot of gigs to go to! a restaurant tour? yes! fine, i'm going to the restaurants. let's meet the last contestant. i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around?
i ate something really delicious. they're in season and the crabs are so plump. yeongcrab deoksnow. yeongdeok snow crab? and that place had great side dishes. i especially liked their radish kimchi cubed. cubed radish kimchi. radish kimchi cubed.
kidding me are you? are you kidding me? i'm massaging your shoulders. just answer the question. an american boxer that said the famous quote, "float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." what is the name of this boxer? here's a hint. i really respect this guy.
answer! hammamud ali. it's all wrong! switch it up! hamuri aldmma. stop saying weird things. - are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? people are curious. people want to know what's in this glove. so i'll take this off.
if i take this off, there's another glove. stop that! stop messing around. here's the second question. what is the name of the german soccer league that cha beumgeun played in. i like this so i know this. ligabunsde. why are you saying that to me? i don't have a big head!
mix it up again! sbundegali. wrong! that was wrong? dang, i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? cloud's "moonlight drawn by gummy." it's gummy's "moonlight drawn by clouds." ♪ kidding me are you ♪
- ♪ time for a massage ♪ / - get off! this has been... sang minyoo. it's yoo minsang! what took you so long? i waited so long. it's been on my mind. i think it's love. how touching!
your pork hocks are here. i'm sorry. we were backed up on orders. you ordered from us yesterday too. you must really like pork hocks! i threw in a bottle of soju on the house! - really? / - yes! pork hocks and soju! (movie little television) the camera is rolling.
the broadcast has started. hello. we are movie stars lee sanghun... - song yeonggil... / - and song wangho. i bet you're all wondering why three big movie stars are doing this internet broadcast. whether it's cooking or eating in front of a camera, communicating is huge these days. that's why we prepared a movie that you can communicate with.
please post a lot of comments. we'll get started now! a communication movie? totally excited. finding the best rapper. show me the what. let's bring the next contestant in! you call those hip hop judges? finding the best rapper! show me the what!
simsadong yellow sent 50 moon balloons. 50? thank you! next contestant, come on in. i'm lee sanghun. sanghun, what brings you to this audition? for me... ever since i was a child i was raised by someone else. i've never seen my parents.
they always tell sad stories on audition shows. how trite. you've never seen your parents? that's right. because my house is so big! it's a 7-hour walk to the master bedroom! how can i see my parents? you said someone else raised you. someone else.
my servants! my butler, nanny and maid raised me! audition shine sent 100 moon balloons. 100? thank you! then let's hear you rap now. drop the beat! ♪ our link together is the sound within us ♪ turn up! ♪ in the hot beat my bravado and courage mix ♪
♪ as soon as i get in your car, you go nuts ♪ ♪ your bragging about money sounds delusional ♪ ♪ i'll show you the door, watch me... ♪ older folks my age have no idea what you're saying. ♪ our link together ♪ let's go! ♪ that's the sound within us ♪ i'm not so old i should listen to pansori.
♪ this is our link together ♪ ♪ the sound within us ♪ so what about my age sent 1,000 moon balloons. 1,000? thank you! sanghun. dad. what are you doing here? dad, what brings you here? what brings me?
i'm here to cheer for my boy. let's go, sanghun! the story is too normal. i'm also auditioning! i'm a hip hop party guy too! okay, make some noise. ♪ if you don't know hip hop, shut your mouth ♪ ♪ that person babbles and i stay on the beat ♪ ♪ i'm the hidden star of hip hop ♪
♪ you're a leech that mooches off your dad ♪ - say ho! / - ho! - say ho, ho, ho! / - ho, ho, ho! make some noise! he suddenly turns into a party guy? that's ridiculous at his age. left the room. left the room. left, left, left, left... left the room.
they all left because of you! i just did what they wrote. but still! what kind of guy doesn't act his age and parties like that? park suhong sent 10,000 moon balloons. 10,000? thank you! (can't take it back) - sora. / - yeah.
it's so nice to be at hangang late at night. yeah. but there are so many people. i came out in a rush and didn't put on makeup. - honey. / - yeah. i should put makeup on, right? got to stay focused! she has sora's voice, but it's not her! one wrong word and i'll never hear the end of it.
yes! that's right! i like you. i love you. you're perfect the way you are! geez... then you be my boyfriend forever! of course! but, honey... my legs hurt from walking.
your legs hurt? give me piggyback ride. sure. get on, sora. i feel like i'm under a boulder! yes! use all my strength to lift her in one shot! - get on, sora. / - okay. put me down. why? are you a weightlifter?
you entering the olympics? tell the whole world i'm heavy why don't you? fine! i'll lose weight! why must you humiliate me like this? that won't work! yes. i won't let it show she's heavy. honey, this isn't hard for you? you're not heavy at all. you're as light as a feather.
yeah? guess how much i weigh. 45kg! what kind of girl weighs 45kg? if i was 45kg at my height, i'd be all bones! then you're over 50kg? all girls are! are you over 180cm tall? hey, janggun! hey! seunghye!
we're neighborhood pals! call me from time to time. good to see you! i can't breathe... yes. i'll show that she's just my friend so that sora doesn't misunderstand. sora, i grew up with her in the same neighborhood since i was a kid. this is my female friend seunghye. and this is my girlfriend sora.
- say hello. / - hello. look at you! a girlfriend! stop it! don't be such a wimp! stop that! enjoy your date! bye. what was all that in front of me just now? i'm comfortable around her since we're old friends.
oh, she makes you comfortable. so do i make you uncomfortable? how did you date me feeling so uncomfortable? - it's not like that... / - just date her instead! that won't work. yes. i'll explain without any physical contact. sora, this is... sora, this is my old friend seunghye. oh, right.
my mom wants to know why you don't come over. yeah? you love the spicy squid my mom makes. oh, i remember... that stuff is delicious! - i ate like 3 bowls of rice then! / - yeah! tell your mom i'll pay you guys a visit soon. alright! enjoy your date. i'm out. just go now.
- are you her son-in-law? / - no... go to your mother-in-law and eat her cooking! - it's not like... / - oh, so i got in between you two. i'm sorry! i'll step out! yes. i'll try to get seunghye to understand. sora. this is my friend. - seunghye, listen carefully. / - yeah. i'm marrying her soon.
and i really love her. she's the only one for me. my girlfriend sora. - hello! / - hello! - look at you, janggun! / - pretty, isn't she? i thought you didn't like skinny girls. sora is over 50kg! i can't even carry her! she's totally my type! well i'm jealous you met your ideal type.
have fun. are you insane? why would you tell her my weight? how humiliating! you'd better stay sharp! i was super focused! (the demon) this is it. i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm.
excuse me. where are the bar snacks? the bar snacks? here they are... can't have them! it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon! come out of him! come out! the demon is out. show us your true form. now! the middle-aged man demon!
this bar sure has a lot of things to drink. hold on... this is wine. if i give this wine to you... yu ain! you wine! my wine! i can't believe this. hey, this is tequila.
there's a famous book about tequila. "tequila mockingbird." like "to kill a mockingbird!" hey, there's sake and cognac... hey, hey! that's expensive stuff. put it down. sake? sake it to me! want to con a yak?
con a yak! hey! listen up. what do you call money you pay after drinking? pockets! ju for alcohol. alcohol money! you're not laughing now. the next time you go through your pockets, you'll crack up.
why are you laughing so hard? you have deep pockets? hilarious! so fun! what a relief. i think the demon is gone. i'll go check. - hey, man. are you okay? / - yes. - get home now. / - yes. it's dangerous this way. go that way up top.
you said to go like a top! i'm spinning! the demon is back! come out! hey, get over here. you should have a bar snack at the bar. - sure. / - hold on. want some filefish jerky? great!
i'm taking your pulse. sounds like filefish jerky. want me to touch your stomach? your back? no, the kind you eat... don't worry about him. i'll give you nachos. i said i'd hit myself. sounds like nachos. want me to hit you?
nachos for me? hey, demon. why are you doing this? you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men. you kids work out your shoulders to get broad shoulders or whatever. we do something to get broad shoulders too. hold this. that's nothing. this is the real deal.
a suit with shoulder pads! now these are broad shoulders! this is the broad shoulder look for us! not laughing? (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began...
despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh? i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem.
but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will be words related to movies. you're first. go ahead. alright. i'll do a "safety first" version. alright. "safety first." i'll do sold out. - like the tickets being sold out. / - right. - i'll do sold out. / - alright. sold...
♪ i got my car ♪ out... death by steering wheel coming out! oh, dear. we have a winner! i heard that was your good one. you in the middle, you're up. you should be pulling laughs not steering wheels. he seems very...
i'll do words that went down in history. historical quotes? this is a very popular movie. "the godfather." - "the godfather." / - yes. i'll do godfather. god... thomas martin invented the fire extinguisher after much effort. as he showed
his fire extinguisher in front of many people he said something that would go down in history. father... why would you pull out a fire extinguisher? that was too ambiguous. i'd call it a success. - alright. / - since that wasn't on the mark, next one. - you know the movie "love actually." / - yes. i'll do love.
oh, love. alright. love... so many people have belts. the inventor of the belt josephine showed the belt she made to many people and said something that would go down in history. love... he's he funny one! beat him! comedy is all about repetition.
beat him again! i have one more. you're so confident. movies where the actors have good chemistry... - are always a lot of fun. / - right. - so i'll do chemistry. / - alright. chemistry... edison's mother saw him sitting on an egg crazy fool.
is he insane? - you're the last one. / - alright. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood. we have photo walls. - i'll do photo. / - alright. photo.... i'm the new police chief kim junho! now when you pass through
these castle gates, i'll collect a tax. if you don't pay the tax, you can't pass! tollgate! not quite there. - you just started? / - of course. - obviously, this is my first one. / - i must've forgot. i'll do head. - head? / - yes.
- i'll do head. / - i see. head... what are you trying to say? tell me now before you die! the enemy's location! don't just move your lips! tell me! lip-synch!
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